My friend Kelsey discovered something totally awesome. Just go to google.com and type:

"[insert first name here] needs"

and write down the first 10 or so results! It's quite awesome.

Here I go!

1. Jonathan needs to find a pit filled with punji sticks.
2. Jonathan needs to be a man and own up to his own mistakes.
3. Jonathan needs to be redeemed, or made completely evil.
4. Jonathan needs a tray to position his arms properly so he can anchor himself for fine Motor Control.
5. the small indoor only GO-BOT will not meet Jonathan's needs since it is too low to the ground for outdoor use
6. JONATHAN NEEDS PRAYRER
7. Jonathan needs to start drinking more beer
8. Pelican Events was founded in 2000 by Jonathan Needs and James Burke
9. Jonathan needs to restructure his portfolio
10. Jonathan needs some help with healthy eating and exercise

Wicked awesome! That wasn't necessarily the first ten. Some weren't so funny, and then I ran into a bunch of pages who were doing exactly the same thing, so I didn't want to take ones from that. Pretty hilarious though!

Do this. It's funny.

... and I COULD use some help with healthy eating and exercise, guys...